THE ONE ABOUT COFFEE AND TEA
hi there...i am writing you from the far off land of.....COLORADO....ooohhhh aaaahhhh.....anyways...i have been thinking lately about how much i love tea.....i basically have it every day.....the way that i unsually enjoy it is in my Nalgene water bottle.....i fill it up in the morning for my day at work and i plop a tea bag right in and presto...tea-flavored water....it has really helped me in my quest to drink more water because....let's admit it....water is kinda boring......so i have tea-water....GENIUS.....my other favorite way is to go to starbucks and order a:
venti
single tea bag earl grey (one tea bag for a venti=saved money for wendy)
with an inch or so of soy milk
and 6 honey packets
it is like liquid deliciousness....even if you aren't a tea fan you will probably enjoy this....now i don't drink coffee for many reasons but i have come up with a few scenarios in which i would allow myself to enjoy a cup or two.....
Scenario #1:
if i was ever on the trail in the wilderness like a real cowboy....you know trackin' injuns or herding cattle.....stuff like that....a cup of coffee would definetely be in order then
Scenario # 2:
if i went to europe....particularly france or italy....i would require myself to sit in a little cafe and sip cappuccino or some delicious cultural coffee....if there is such a thing
so there they are...the 2 situations when i would drink coffee....but until then i will stick to my tea....so what is your preference...coffee or tea?
posted by wendygirl @ 10:07 AM
6 Comments:
I completely agree with you. We should get married.
However, the one scenario that you forgot is the one where terrorists break in, tie you up, and force you to drink it. (their crazy belief that forcing coffee on others brings them closer to enlightenment). But just as you finish, Kevin enters the room.... with a fresh cup of.......[people in the audience in hushed tones] "Ooh, what does he have? Well don't look at me. I haven't the slightest notion" [Kevin looking directly at audience announces in a robust voice, 'I'm drinking TEA!' Being the CIF champion of tea-spitting 3 years in a row, Kevin takes out all three terrorists with three quick spits and they stumble out the window to their pathetic coffee filled deaths.
then is say....my hero...i love you....audience is silent as we kiss and the screen fades for the end of the movie
This movie would all take place in black and white. And there would be overdubbed music with a few phrase cards stuck in between shots...with "I'm Drinking TEA!" and "MY HERO!"
Oh, and I drink cold coffee...in the form of blend.
Im with Allison on the coffee part.. but every so often, when I am feeling especially elderly, I sit with my mom and drink tea.
tea is most def the way to go. Plus - now they have all this fance tea like de-tox tea and green tea that stops breast cancer.
tea has all the benifits, and makes a great silent movie plot.
COFFEE!!!
Scenario #3 Rainy day in Seattle, sipping on a "for here" cup o' coffee.
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